So they hired me as the replacement. Here you go. Some are helpful, most aren’t:
You will acquire a lemon. Most likely yellow or possibly one with wheels.
The next time you face indecision, trust your gut feeling. Unless you’re drunk.
You will almost say “funnest”, realize how gramatically incorrect you would be, and use “most fun” instead. Which isn’t fun at all.
Kindness goes a long way. A slap in the face sometimes does too.
You’ve wondered about who writes these fortunes anyway and how the paper is put inside. You were hoping for an answer. And are now disappointed.
You will find a pair of really cheap and cute shoes. Someone will grab them before you.
For someone in this world, you are the rainbow after a rainstorm.
For someone in this world, you are the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. (This can be taken symbolically or charmingly literally.)
You are the key to your future. So just eat me.
So, I tried my best. It gets easier to write the fortunes as you go along. I know this is a late post as far as the official prompts are concerned, but I always say, better late than never. Also, has anyone else ever tried to get the fortune out without breaking the cookie?
Thanks for reading,